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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsA glorified inbox manager whose decision-making is just expensive random guessing.
Professional gatekeeper of creative mediocrity.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning spreadsheets into Emmy-winning content.
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optimizes content slop for maximum engagement
You chase greenlights, shuffle budgets, and argue with writers while pretending your gut instinct is actually data-driven.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly to investors when the pilot episode completely fails to land.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Software flags every overage before you even see the report.
Month 8
Generative models write your pitch decks based on viral trends.
Month 16
Algorithms handle contract redlining without any annoying human emotional baggage.
Year 2
A model chooses shows based on audience sentiment and retention.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the server initiates final production.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
480 daily
Minutes spent in vanity meetings
12 percent
Confidence in 'hit' predictions
8 cups
Coffee consumption during budget cuts
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the streaming service you ruined.
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