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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour job is literally being a human shield for overpaid egos.
Professional shadow and door-opener for the ultra-wealthy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Protecting assets, not feelings.
bzzt.youAI▸ SENTINEL-SHIELD 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
neutralizes potential threats with predictive pattern recognition
You monitor threats, plan secure travel routes, and maintain a perimeter around high-net-worth individuals at all times.
The one thing AI can't do
You can read the tension in a room before a single camera triggers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Satellite data replaces your manual pre-arrival site surveys.
Month 8
Lidar and vision systems detect anomalies faster than human eyes.
Month 16
Self-driving secure vehicles remove the need for human drivers.
Year 2.2
Behavioral AI flags suspicious intent before a person moves.
Year 3 · D-Day
An integrated sensor array provides superior protection without the suit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
90% of day
Hours spent waiting
0.004%
Threats detected by human
12 gallons
Coffee consumed while scanning
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the client's private panic room.
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