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December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYou protect C-suite fragile egos from minor social inconveniences for money.
Professional shadow and high-stakes door opener.
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Total threat neutralisation with zero human error
help!youAI▸ SECUNODE GUARDIAN 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
neutralises threats through predictive environmental lockdown
You plan secure routes, assess threat levels, and coordinate physical security for corporate executives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge whether a client is genuinely terrified or just hungover in an elevator.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map every lobby and exit point in 3D automatically.
Month 5
Algorithms replace your manual threat intel feeds with real-time alerts.
Month 13
Self-driving secure cars calculate optimal escape paths without human input.
Year 2.1
Non-intrusive security nodes follow principals using biometric proximity sensors.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The client replaces your presence with a permanent 24/7 security overlay.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
12,000+
Routes mapped manually
Infinite
Coffee runs performed
99.9%
Awkward elevator silences
Your severance
One free GPS tracker and a bus pass.
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