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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Executive Tech Support jobs? · Latest report #64atjtea
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are the highest-paid person tasked with fixing a broken Wi-Fi.
Professional listener to millionaire password crises.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total silence for the C-suite.
glub.youAI▸ EXECHAND 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes all incoming executive support requests
You reset passwords, configure enterprise laptops, and endure panicked phone calls from executives who forgot their own PINs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific flavor of executive frustration through a muffled phone line.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated scripts handle every password reset without human intervention.
Month 3
Edge diagnostic software detects and resolves laptop configuration bugs silently.
Month 6
Voice-enabled AI agents provide immediate, calm tech guidance to executives.
Month 10
All support logs are archived and replaced by predictive diagnostic modeling.
Month 14 · D-Day
Support human access is revoked and the support desk goes dark.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
2 seconds
Average password reset time
400
Executives unblocked per day
0.00
Patience units remaining
Your severance
A decommissioned laptop and an empty, sad stapler.
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