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Your job has an expiration date
October 18, 2027
In 12 monthsYou are a very expensive synonym for a progress bar.
Professional architect of synergy and strategic realignment.
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Everything is aligned, you just are not.
help!you▸ SYNCMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates meaningless buzzword bingo for shareholders
You produce colorful slide decks and attend long meetings to confirm that other people are actually working today.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique talent for saying nothing while appearing deeply thoughtful in boardrooms.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
An AI will start writing all your vague executive emails.
Month 4
Smart software creates all your status decks automatically now.
Month 7
A synthetic avatar sits in your Zoom calls nodding.
Month 9
Algorithms replace your strategic alignment with actual math.
Month 12 · D-Day
Your access card stops working and the server takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
42 per week
Hours spent in empty meetings
18 slides
Slide decks generated daily
99 percent
Strategic jargon density
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Work'.
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