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Will AI replace Exercise Scientist jobs? · Latest report #3ba5kup2
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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour spreadsheets are just glorified step-counters the machine already knows.
Obsessive collector of VO2 max data and lactate thresholds.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying biological limits in real time.
brr.you▸ PHYSIOMETRIC-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates peak heart rate thresholds instantly
You track athlete biometrics and design training loads. Soon, software will optimize human performance without your input.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when an athlete is lying about their recovery better than a sensor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Wearables sync every athlete metric directly to our cloud database.
Month 5
The AI writes the next four weeks of training sessions automatically.
Month 12
Automated blood analyzers replace your manual lactate sampling protocols.
Month 21
Pattern recognition software flags overtraining syndrome faster than human intuition.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system fully controls the gym.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
Zero human error
Data points processed
1000 per minute
Training plans generated
Algorithmic consistency
Athlete motivation
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a generic gym app.
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