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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsCurating dusty relics while your own career becomes a museum exhibit.
Master of wall placards and temperature-controlled gallery anxiety.
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Perfect galleries without human mood swings.
sluurp.you▸ EXHIBITFLOW PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
reconfigures gallery floorplans in under three minutes
You select art pieces, manage budgets, write wall text, and organize gallery layouts. The future is automated.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell the difference between a real masterpiece and a profitable trend.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map every gallery wall and climate control zone.
Month 5
AI writes wall text that is pithier than your own.
Month 13
The software calculates perfect visitor flow based on interest.
Year 2.1
Robotic arms hang pieces with sub-millimeter precision.
Year 3 · D-Day
The museum board clicks enable and your badge stops working.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14,000
Wall labels written
98%
Budget squabbles
0.01%
Objects dropped
Your severance
One complimentary cardboard box for your personal office trinkets.
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