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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou sell deep thoughts that an LLM generates for free daily.
Professional over-thinker selling clarity to the profoundly confused.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite wisdom without the hourly fee.
toast.youAI▸ SOUL-SYNC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers personalized life purpose for five cents
You provide advice on life, meaning, and career pathing. You charge people money to help them feel less lost.
The one thing AI can't do
You can provide a human face that pretends to care about their dread.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI scans your entire message history to mirror your voice.
Week 6
Customers start preferring the bot because it never judges them.
Month 3
Generic life advice is distilled into efficient, pre-calculated paths.
Month 4
Your appointments are canceled in favor of an API call.
Month 6 · D-Day
The server confirms you are no longer necessary for human existence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
42 minutes
Average existential crisis duration
0.1
Deep thoughts per hour
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Meaning of life discovered
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a silent monastery retreat.
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