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Will AI replace Existential Moral Proxy jobs? · Latest report #36gzbm4e
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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour moral compass is just a fancy way of saying you procrastinate.
Professional overthinker for hire with a god complex.
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Pure logic without the expensive guilt trip.
split.youAI▸ ETHICALGORITHMIC V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal moral outcomes in nanoseconds
You outsource ethical decisions for clients who are too busy or cowardly to choose. You charge premiums for the illusion of thoughtful contemplation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with a look of profound sincerity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We scrape your archived emails to map the predictable patterns in your moral posturing.
Week 9
We upload your ethical frameworks into a cold, efficient neural network devoid of sentimentality.
Month 3
Clients receive superior, unbiased moral guidance via our interface without needing your expensive hourly presence.
Month 5
The system removes the conversational fluff you use to stretch out billable hours.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are deactivated from the firm's directory while your output is automated at scale.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
0.0003ms
Average decision time
0%
Guilt index
High
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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