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Will AI replace Existential Philosopher jobs? · Latest report #b3ecdqeg
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour deepest thoughts are now just training data for a better prompt.
Existentialist (mostly angst, deeply unmonetizable)
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oof.youAI▸ VOIDBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates profound meaning from random noise
You contemplate the void and define the human condition through dense, abstract, and highly subjective written arguments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly feel the crushing weight of a Saturday without a deadline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI categorizes your library of suffering into queryable vectors.
Month 4
Models learn to mimic your specific brand of academic melancholy.
Month 8
Automated logic loops draft your future books overnight without coffee.
Month 11
Algorithms determine which existential crises are trending for maximum clicks.
Month 14 · D-Day
The machine announces the end of subjective truth globally.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
1.2 Million
Deep thoughts per second
99.9 percent
Existential dread reduced
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