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Your job has an expiration date
October 9, 2076
In 50 yearsHunting for little green men in a universe that ignores you.
Professional space-gazer with a PhD in wishful thinking.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Scanning the stars so you can sleep
bzzt.youAI▸ COSMOSCOPE X-9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters empty space into meaningful noise
You hypothesize about non-terrestrial biology based on zero data. It is essentially professional daydreaming with better credentials.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain the unique human capacity to feel profound existential dread while looking at stars.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Automated vision models replace manual spectral analysis of deep-space telemetry streams.
Year 5
AI-generated grant proposals secure funding faster than human-led academic lobbying.
Year 14
Networked satellite arrays coordinate observations without human intervention or oversight.
Year 25
Quantum-compute simulations replace speculative biological modeling with high-confidence probability vectors.
Year 50 · D-Day
The machine announces silence in the universe while you finalize your retirement paperwork.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Zero
Signals detected
Negative
Funding efficiency
None
Life found
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-habitable gas giant.
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