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Will AI replace Exoplanet Researcher jobs? · Latest report #3drp4m9d
Your job has an expiration date
December 30, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsHunting distant worlds while your own career trajectory hits a black hole.
Star-gazer struggling with tenure and massive signal noise.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Finding habitable worlds without the human bias
glub.youAI▸ ORBITALSCAN V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters background noise from deep space signals
You parse light curves and radial velocity data to detect wobbling stars and transiting planets. Then you publish papers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a controversial planetary hypothesis during a heated academic panel discussion.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Algorithms filter out instrument noise and thermal drift automatically.
Month 6
Machine learning models identify transits faster than your visual inspection.
Month 13
Software writes your funding proposals based on past publication success.
Month 18
AI-moderated journals approve findings without your manual verification steps.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
The system autonomously discovers and catalogs the entire sector.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 billion
Data points parsed hourly
99 percent
Wobbles ignored by human
0
Grant applications written
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-habitable gas giant.
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