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October 13, 2066
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Metaphysical specialist with questionable dental insurance coverage
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Systematic banishment through automated prayer arrays.
bzzt.youAI▸ HAUNT-B-GONE NEXUS 9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
neutralises spectral entities with high-frequency sound
You identify spiritual infestations, perform rituals, and navigate complex metaphysical manifestations to restore household order.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a sobbing victim in the eye and say it's over.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map common spiritual frequency patterns in domestic spaces.
Year 2.7
Vision models identify signs of infestation without human input.
Year 14
Automated prayer arrays target specific metaphysical disturbances remotely.
Year 25
Gantry systems arrive to physically seal off haunted locations.
Year 40 · D-Day
Your manual ritual expertise is replaced by efficient corporate banishment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
88 percent
Possession resolution rate
14 per unit
Average prayer cycles
4kg per month
Incense consumption
Your severance
A lifetime supply of holy water and incense.
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