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Will AI replace Exotic Fire Ant Breeder jobs? · Latest report #32zedjzz
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsFeeding tiny, angry insects is a task for a cheaper, soulless machine.
Professional irritant manager and frequent sting victim.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Aggression management without the risk of bites.
help!you▸ FORMICID-AUTOMATION UNIT V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
harvests royal jelly with robotic precision
You manage colony humidity, protein levels, and temperature to keep aggressive, stinging fire ants breeding inside plastic enclosures.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the specific patience to isolate a queen without causing a mass escape.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors monitor humidity and temperature instead of your intuition.
Month 10
Conveyor belts dispense cricket dust without any human contact.
Year 1.9
Cameras track colony health and flag waste build-up automatically.
Year 3
Pincers relocate queens with zero risk of human stings.
Year 4 · D-Day
The unit runs itself while you find a safer hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Stings per week
12%
Colony failure rate
500
Grams of cricket dust
Your severance
One free gallon of industrial-strength ant repellent.
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