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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour pitch deck is just a long way of saying spreadsheets.
Professional slide-builder and professional opportunity-guesstimator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data-driven expansion without the human hesitation.
splat.you▸ MARKETSIM V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects market growth to the decimal point
You hunt for new market opportunities and decide where to distribute business resources. You create many slide presentations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the board is lying to themselves.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms replace manual data collection for regional market growth.
Month 6
Generative models produce your quarterly pitch presentations instantly.
Month 12
Software determines market viability better than your intuition.
Month 18
Supply chain bots execute distribution decisions without human input.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the terminal auto-optimizes the firm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
140+
Slides authored per quarter
42%
Decisions backed by gut feel
91%
Meetings that could be email
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale company donut.
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