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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour calendar is a spreadsheet and spreadsheets belong to the machine.
Professional cat-herder of corporate timelines and slide decks.
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Automated logistics for the mindless masses.
split.youAI▸ EVENTSTREAM V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates guest RSVPs via mass email blasts
You manage event logistics, guest lists, and vendor coordination to ensure smooth operations for corporate or social events.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a panicked vendor when the catering delivery is three hours late.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Calendar agents pull guest data directly from your email threads.
Month 4
Robot APIs replace the manual emailing of vendor delivery times.
Month 8
Algorithms calculate optimal seating charts without human intervention.
Month 13
Smart templates generate and update event schedules in real time.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all event flow.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
400+
Spreadsheet rows per day
12
Emails per guest
High
Human error probability
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