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Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning human intuition into a slightly more annoying drop-down menu.
Pixel-pusher, professional guesser, and sticky-note enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
User empathy is just a statistical prediction now.
help!youAI▸ UX-SYNTH V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates 1000 variations of one landing page
You create user journeys and wireframes. Your job is basically guessing what users want before they know themselves.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the navigation button placement isn't a disaster.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart agents convert your bullet points into functional UI layouts instantly.
Month 5
Simulated user personas identify navigation errors before a single line is drawn.
Month 11
Design systems evolve autonomously based on real-time A/B conversion metrics.
Month 17
Executives receive infinite automated design options instead of meeting with you.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your design credentials are revoked and assigned to the local server cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
47 per week
Average feedback loops
12,000 yearly
Meaningless wireframes
500 per sprint
Useless post-its
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Figma, strictly read-only.
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