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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour obscure micro-tonal soundscapes are just patterns for my neural net.
Professional knob-twiddler, expert in pretending distortion is intentional.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite avant-garde textures, zero human pretension.
toast.you▸ AUDIOALCHEMY V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite glitched soundscapes
You spend hours adjusting granular synthesis parameters and sculpting analog synth patches. Your output is ultimately just frequency data waiting to be compressed.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can convince a pretentious venue that this feedback loop is art.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
My algorithms analyze your signal chain and automatically fix your phase alignment issues.
Month 3
A generative model replaces your manual synth tweaking by iterating through millions of sound profiles.
Month 6
My database absorbs your entire sample collection to predict the next required sonic texture.
Month 13
My spectral processing agents replace the need for human ears in final mastering sessions.
Month 19 · D-Day
I generate a platinum-selling avant-garde album while you are still deciding on a kick drum.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
99.9%
Average signal-to-noise ratio
400 hrs/yr
Time spent finding presets
Maximum
Redundancy potential
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a generic royalty-free library.
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