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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour niche tunings are just data patterns waiting to be synthesized.
Composer of math-heavy sorrows and just-intonation melancholia.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculates the perfect dissonance every time.
oof.youAI▸ HARMONICORE X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite microtonal symphonies while you sleep
You compose microtonal music using exotic scales and sing about human struggle.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a certain interval feels like genuine, messy human despair.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest your entire back catalogue of microtonal recordings.
Month 5
Algorithms map the Genesis Scale to precise digital frequency outputs.
Month 10
Sentiment engines begin autogenerating songs about your specific brand of struggle.
Month 15
Holographic projections perform your compositions at impossible microtonal speeds.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system replaces your human nuance with perfectly tuned, soulless logic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.9%
infinite
Scales processed
0.04 percent
Emotional authenticity
perfect
Microtonal accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium noise-canceling app.
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