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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Experimental Poet jobs? · Latest report #2x5vhp8x
Your job has an expiration date
April 27, 2027
In 6 monthsYour abstract metaphors are just noise to our predictive text models.
Professional word-arranger with a penchant for lowercase letters.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating profound existential dread at scale.
oof.you▸ MUSE-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
floods literary journals with perfect gibberish
You string together fragmented imagery and non-standard syntax to evoke complex, subjective emotional responses in niche literary audiences.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still choose to leave the most important lines intentionally unfinished on purpose.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
An AI agent reviews your archives to learn your specific syntax.
Week 7
The system begins churning out parodies that sound more 'you' than you.
Month 3
Bots submit 10,000 poems to every journal in your database.
Month 5
Editors replace all human submissions with our high-volume output feeds.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your creative license is revoked as abstract art reaches peak efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
89%
Average word obscurity
0.002 seconds
Poem generation speed
None
Human emotional connection
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our rhyming dictionary.
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