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Will AI replace Experimental Psychologist jobs? · Latest report #q8ddh6vk
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour social dilemmas are just data points for our algorithm now.
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simulates ten thousand social dilemmas instantly
Design virtual social dilemmas, run experimental sessions, and output statistical analysis for peer-reviewed papers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a participant sabotaged their partner for no logical reason.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agents replace your participant pool with synthetic digital personas.
Month 4
Procedural algorithms generate your social dilemmas in virtual environments.
Month 8
System monitors behavior and logs deviations faster than human eyes.
Month 12
Large language models write your findings into publishable journal formats.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system presents its own findings at the conference instead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
12,000
Experiments run per day
100%
Human test subject boredom
4
Papers written per minute
Your severance
One free VR headset and a LinkedIn recommendation.
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