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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Explosive Device Test Dummy jobs? · Latest report #j5v43eub
Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour career prospects are literally blowing up in your face.
Human target for high-velocity ballistics and blast testing.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Takes the hit so you do not have to.
ow.youAI▸ IMPACT-X SENSOR ARRAY▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
records high-speed failure metrics mid-air
You occupy the blast radius to measure pressure waves and shrapnel impact. It is a highly terminal profession.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at being exactly where the shockwave hits first.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-fidelity pressure sensors replace your imprecise biological feedback.
Month 6
Cameras and lasers map the blast radius without human presence.
Month 12
Gantry systems place test frames in the exact blast vector.
Month 17
Synthetic materials with human-density distribution take your place.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The blast chamber is now fully automated and human-free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Zero percent
Average survivability rate
Total failure
Blast shock absorption
One detonation
Mean replacement cycle
Your severance
A lifetime supply of fire-retardant safety tape.
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