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Your job has an expiration date
June 8, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou spent years studying chemistry just to be outrun by a simulation.
Expert in making things go boom safely for shareholders.
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Explosive innovation without the human error factor.
toast.you▸ DETONABOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates molecular volatility in nanoseconds
You formulate energetic compounds and test their stability in blast chambers. You document detonation velocities and safety protocols.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a chemical mixture feels wrong before the sensors even twitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models predict chemical behavior faster than your lab equipment.
Month 5
Automated arms handle volatile reagents in oxygen-free isolated environments.
Month 12
Self-loading blast chambers execute tests without requiring human oversight.
Month 20
Regulatory software updates itself to meet all storage safety laws.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The factory runs fully unattended while you reflect on your career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93%
10,000
Stability tests run per hour
Zero
Accidental chain reactions
Elevated
Human stress levels
Your severance
A lifetime supply of fireproof lab coats.
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