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Your job has an expiration date
August 28, 2027
In 10 monthsYou spend all day moving rows between sheets; we prefer automation.
Excel power-user with a deep hatred for customs forms.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless global logistics in real-time.
splat.you▸ TRADEFLOW LOGIC 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles five thousand manifests per minute
You track shipping compliance, manage complex tariff codes, and audit customs documentation to ensure global cargo flow.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the port authority rejected the cargo in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart agents pull your shipping data directly from carrier APIs.
Week 9
Pattern recognition models auto-assign the correct HS tariff codes.
Month 4
Software builds and verifies export forms without human intervention.
Month 7
Real-time systems flag regulatory changes before you even see them.
Month 10 · D-Day
The system runs autonomously and your login is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
4,200
Spreadsheet rows per day
0.4%
Tariff code errors
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Coffee consumption frequency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our shipping error logs.
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