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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling Finnish widgets globally is just a spreadsheet with more paperwork.
Professional gatekeeper of Finnish manufacturing exports.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Borderless trade without the human overhead.
nom.you▸ EXPORTLOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates tariff classification for complex shipments
You research foreign markets and fill out customs forms to move Finnish products across international borders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a foreign buyer is bluffing during a high-stakes trade negotiation.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your current export reports are fed into the central model.
Month 4
Smart software fills out customs forms with perfect accuracy.
Month 8
Algorithms predict market entry success better than your intuition.
Month 12
Language models handle initial buyer outreach and pricing queries.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs autonomously while you update your resume.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
1200
Form fields parsed per minute
Zero
Tariff logic errors
None
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a market you failed to enter.
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