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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour wine knowledge is just a database that needs better UI.
Professional bubbly peddler with an expensive travel habit.
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Closing deals while you sleep in Paris.
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negotiates volume discounts at 3am
You manage international distributor relationships and oversee volume targets for luxury champagne markets across multiple global time zones.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still charm a grumpy importer into buying a case during dinner.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
AI starts suggesting price points based on live market demand.
Week 12
Smart software replaces manual customs paperwork and regional tax filings.
Month 8
Lifelike video bots handle distributor relationship maintenance without real wine.
Month 13
Real-time AI bidding systems determine volume distribution globally.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access expires as the machine completes the annual plan.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
84 per week
Distributor emails ignored
112k miles
Flights wasted
1000x faster
Language processing speed
Your severance
A crate of base-model sparkling and a LinkedIn premium.
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