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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsGravity is the only thing keeping your ladder from permanent obsolescence.
Human vertical surface technician with a fear of heights.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cleaning buildings without the messy human element.
oof.youAI▸ FACADEGUARD 4000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
mists detergent over the entire facade
You climb heights to scrub grit and grime off building facades and windows. You rely on gravity, soap, and nerve.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a window frame is about to collapse before applying pressure.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Drones scan your building footprints to build 3D cleaning maps.
Month 10
Wall-climbing robots replace your manual ladder setups for flat surfaces.
Year 1.9
Vision systems detect grime density to optimize detergent spray patterns.
Year 3
Your truck is replaced by a self-driving mobile chemical station.
Year 4 · D-Day
A centralized server manages the fleet, rendering your scrub brush historical.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
too many
Average ladder slips
15 percent
Window streak ratio
4000 sq ft
Surface area scrubbed
Your severance
A slightly used harness and a commemorative squeegee.
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