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Will AI replace External Affairs Advisor jobs? · Latest report #9sbexujb
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsProfessional bridge-burner hiding behind expensive lattes and vague press releases.
Master of the pivot, seeker of the press release.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Neutralizing conflict with perfect, soulless syntax.
help!youAI▸ DIPLOMAT-AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters truth through infinite diplomatic layers
You draft talking points and manage relationships with external stakeholders to protect your client's fragile reputation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a donor is actually angry versus just pretending to be annoyed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The bot reads your entire history of vague email correspondence.
Month 4
The AI writes your press releases faster and with less soul.
Month 8
Sensors identify every lobbyist's pressure point without a phone call.
Month 13
The AI simulates your boss's voice for every official statement.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the bot handles external affairs alone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
98%
Average Vague Statement Score
4.5 Liters
Coffee Consumed Per Crisis
Extreme
LinkedIn Buzzword Density
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a networking platform.
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