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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour carefully worded emails are just future training data for us.
Professional email-sender and scheduler of awkward political lunches.
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Automated influence, minus the coffee breath.
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sends perfectly timed emails at 3am
You draft briefing notes and schedule meetings to lobby politicians on behalf of your pension fund's interests.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a politician is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI starts writing all your briefing notes in seconds.
Month 4
Software monitors political feeds instead of you attending conferences.
Month 9
Algorithms handle all initial outreach to political staffers.
Month 13
Digital agents manage all correspondence with regulatory bodies.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire desk with one high-speed server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
450
Briefings generated daily
0%
Human nuance detected
Critical
Politician fatigue factor
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm LinkedIn Premium subscriptions.
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