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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou organize events to hide the fact that nobody cares anymore.
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Automated logistics for soulless corporate gatherings.
sluurp.you▸ EVENTLOGIC SUITE V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters attendees by engagement probability
You book venues and coordinate speakers for corporate events. You manage attendee lists and logistics for networking functions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a speaker is about to tank the entire presentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI starts ghostwriting your venue confirmation and catering inquiries.
Month 4
Algorithms optimize your seating charts based on social data.
Month 7
Bots replace your annoying back-and-forth emails with speakers.
Month 11
Facial recognition kiosks make your badge-printing table entirely useless.
Month 14 · D-Day
The event software executes the entire gala without a human.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
Zero
Venue booking errors
Calculated
Networking awkwardness level
None needed
Speaker ego management
Your severance
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