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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsManaging contractors to ship broken features on schedule is a machine's dream.
Professional status-chaser and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated vendor management for the soulless enterprise.
brr.you▸ SYNCMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules recursive status updates at midnight
You chase external art teams for assets and track Jira tickets across time zones. You are a glorified human calendar.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a vendor is lying about their asset turnaround time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI agents begin pestering your vendors for updates without human input.
Month 3
Jira moves assets into review queues using vision models to check files.
Month 6
Invoice approval is handled by a bot that rejects anything over budget.
Month 10
Generative models draft your feedback emails based on pre-set artistic direction.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes control, leaving you to wonder why you ever existed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4,200 annually
Jira tickets closed
1,200 hours
Meaningless zoom calls
94 percent
Contractors ghosted
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our automated project tracking tool.
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