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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsProfessional bridge-builder for bridges that nobody actually wants to cross.
Professional buffer between companies and reality
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Polite rejection at machine speed.
splat.you▸ DIPLOMAT-AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters aggressive feedback into polite indifference
You spend days managing stakeholder expectations and drafting polite emails to people who never open them.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which angry person needs a handwritten card instead of an automated reply.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart templates now draft your replies to disgruntled third parties.
Month 4
Algorithms scrub your contact lists of all dead-end leads.
Month 8
Software predicts who will be angry before they email you.
Month 13
Your inbox is now fully managed by a neutral AI.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are invited to an exit meeting you don't need to attend.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
94 percent
Emails ignored by recipients
22 weekly
Meaningless meetings held
800 daily
PDFs attached without reading
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Networking'.
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