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August 31, 2027
In 10 monthsYou are just a spreadsheet with legs and a LinkedIn premium account.
Professional cat-herder of freelancers and over-priced agency staff.
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Vendor management at the speed of light.
ow.youAI▸ CONTRACTKILL-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes contracts without a human signature
You track vendor contracts and onboard external contractors. You spend your life chasing signatures and reconciling invoice rows.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the sheer panic in a contractor's voice before the project deadline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your spreadsheets are ingested into our central vendor brain.
Week 9
The AI starts sending automated chasers for missing signatures.
Month 5
Robotic bots reconcile invoices against contracts without your input.
Month 8
System access is provisioned by software scripts not your tickets.
Month 10 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your email access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
42
Emails per hour
119
Spreadsheet tabs
1000+
Unread vendor pings
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a job searching platform.
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