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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour expensive lunches are just data points for a predictive engine.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the steak dinner.
toast.you▸ PITCHBOT PROSPECTOR 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics charisma via high-fidelity emotional synthesis
You pitch financial products to advisors by travelling to offices, building relationships, and chasing sales targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when an advisor is lying about their liquidity needs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
The AI monitors your CRM to learn your closing patterns.
Week 12
Algorithms write personalized pitches that out-convert your manual outreach.
Month 7
Video-based AI agents start handling smaller accounts to save costs.
Month 11
Predictive analytics identify which advisors are actually ready to buy.
Month 18 · D-Day
Direct digital connection renders the middleman salesperson entirely obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
150 USD
Average lunch tab
18 strokes
Client golf handicap
20 hours weekly
Time spent flying
Your severance
One complimentary set of golf clubs and LinkedIn premium.
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