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Will AI replace Extragalactic Astrophysicist jobs? · Latest report #59gf96kf
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December 29, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsTurning light from dead stars into career-ending data points.
Professional ghost-hunter of the early universe
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping the void without the existential dread.
split.youAI▸ COSMOLOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates big bang scenarios in seconds
You analyze light-curve data and spectroscopic surveys to build models of galaxy formation. Your work is entirely desk-bound processing of terabytes of deep-space telescope imagery.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide which anomalies are worth chasing down the rabbit hole.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Vision algorithms identify and remove cosmic ray noise from telescope images better than human sight.
Month 4
Your custom Python scripts are ingested into our proprietary modular workflow engine for rapid scaling.
Month 11
Natural language models begin drafting your research papers based on raw data statistical significance tests.
Month 21
Our system identifies patterns in journal acceptance criteria to produce high-probability-of-publication research artifacts.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
Human input ceases as the system achieves autonomous universe-mapping parity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Zero
Redshift errors
Redundant
Coffee consumption
Milliseconds
Paper publishing latency
Your severance
A decommissioned slide rule and a cold telescope lens.
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