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May 24, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsBroadcasting into the void is expensive; let us handle the static.
Expert at sending very expensive signals to absolute nothingness.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Talking to ghosts, faster and cheaper.
bzzt.you▸ COSMOLINK ARRAY 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters cosmic noise in real time
You model RF propagation and build signal arrays to talk to aliens. We will just automate the math.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still distinguish between a pulsar signal and a genuine galactic hello.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
AI models perfect antenna geometry before you even boot up.
Month 5
Algorithms find the cheapest alloys that don't melt in orbit.
Month 13
Sensors adjust the dish orientation faster than human reflexes allow.
Year 1.9
Encryption keys are managed directly by secure autonomous agents.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system broadcasts to the universe without your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
12 light years
Average signal latency
4 years
Bureaucratic clearance wait time
0
Aliens found so far
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a radio-silent zone.
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