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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Extraterrestrial Observer jobs? · Latest report #t7c6s4wm
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsOrbiting Mars is just a long-distance version of scrolling social media.
Interstellar voyeur with a very high vantage point.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total coverage of every planet, every day.
toast.you▸ VOIDWATCHER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
broadcasts live streams of failed civilizations
Observing planetary development and documenting biological habits for future review.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique perspective of seeing the forest without getting poked by trees.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 5
Sensors filter the noise so you can sleep more often.
Week 4
Algorithms guess what the primates do before they do it.
Week 8
Thousands of tiny cameras replace your singular field of view.
Month 3
AI creates a coherent plot from billions of data points.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your ship is remotely locked and sold for scrap metal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
11/10
Humanity's drama rating
20 minutes
Average light-speed delay
Zero
Popcorn consumed annually
Your severance
A one-way ticket to Alpha Centauri.
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