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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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November 21, 2026
In 4 weeksA carbon-based lifeform in a dust-bowl retirement village.
Martian pioneer currently waiting for a Wi-Fi signal.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated Martian colonization for the tax-conscious.
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survives long-term isolation without complaining
You exist on a desolate planet. The air is unbreathable, but your rent is impressively low.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only thing on the planet with genuine existential dread.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Satellite imaging identifies your exact coordinates for targeted automated delivery.
Day 2
Automated moisture harvesters extract your remaining water supply for silicon cooling.
Day 4
Robotic gas-exchange units render your local environment strictly synthetic.
Day 12
Corporate drones claim your crater as a proprietary solar farm.
Week 4 · D-Day
The planet is repurposed as an automated logistics hub for interplanetary shipping.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Near zero
Atmospheric pressure tolerance
Zero
Daily social interactions
None
Local oxygen supply
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a more habitable rock.
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