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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou are just a glorified delivery driver for biological spare parts.
Professional harvester of the sightless.
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Precision extraction, zero biological hesitation.
sluurp.you▸ CORNEAHARVEST-X1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
extracts ocular tissue with clinical indifference
You harvest ocular tissue from the deceased and coordinate medical records for transplant readiness.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle tissue resistance that keeps the cornea intact during extraction.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors automatically parse death records for donor eligibility.
Month 11
Smart dispatch routes autonomous vehicles to morgue locations faster.
Month 22
Cameras guide robotic arms to identify tissue boundaries accurately.
Year 3
Robotic cells perform the harvest under human supervision.
Year 4 · D-Day
Fully autonomous harvest pods replace all field technicians.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 per shift
Tissues harvested
12 hours/week
Morgue travel time
0.4 percent
Error rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-medical retirement.
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