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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour aesthetic choices are just a predictable outcome of geometric pattern recognition.
Visual architect of acetate curves and hinge tension.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect fit, zero human compromise.
split.youAI▸ FRAMEGEN AI-VISIONARY▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates 1000 frame variations every millisecond
You sketch frame ergonomics and choose material textures for mass production. Soon, generative algorithms will handle the rest.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still judge if a frame makes someone look approachable rather than just trendy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes your entire portfolio to learn your specific design language.
Month 5
Sensors identify the most cost-effective materials for structural integrity.
Month 10
Algorithms output thousands of frame variations optimized for human faces.
Month 15
The system validates ergonomics using high-fidelity 3D facial simulations.
Month 22 · D-Day
Human input becomes a liability to production efficiency and brand consistency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
45
average design iterations
12%
human error in fit
900
frames per second created
Your severance
A lifetime supply of non-prescription demo lenses.
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