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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour ability to sell plastic frames is not a high-value skill.
Professional frame-adjuster and expert at nodding politely.
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Precision fitting without the small talk.
help!youAI▸ LENSOPTIC V3▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scans face to generate perfect fit instantly
You measure pupil distances and help customers pick frames from display walls. You adjust hinges for better comfort.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a customer is lying about their budget with one look.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Stock management software tracks frame rotations without your manual data entry.
Month 4
AR screens allow customers to see frames on their face virtually.
Month 10
Precision sensors calculate pupillary distance better than a human eye ever could.
Month 15
Small-scale robotic arms adjust temple tension to perfect millimetric standards.
Month 19 · D-Day
The kiosk now handles the entire transaction from selection to fitting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
42 daily
Average frames ignored
18 minutes
Time spent adjusting hinges
94 percent
Customer decision fatigue rate
Your severance
One pair of non-prescription demo frames.
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