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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour trunk full of plastic frames is officially a mobile museum.
Driving the open road to convince shops to buy plastic.
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glub.youAI▸ OPTISELL AUTOMATON 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
displays every frame collection in virtual reality
You drive to opticians to pitch frame collections and manage inventory orders for retail optical shops.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if an optician is actually interested or just bored by the pitch.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Retailers switch to tablet-based ordering to bypass your visit.
Month 5
Smart inventory sensors automatically trigger reorders based on stock.
Month 10
CRM agents handle all small talk and order negotiations automatically.
Month 15
Delivery drones replace your trunk for all product samples.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your vehicle is sold and your login access is deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42 miles
Miles driven per sale
12 seconds
Seconds to pitch frames
900 annually
Coffee cups consumed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of non-prescription demo lenses.
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