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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling plastic frames will soon be as obsolete as the sun.
Professional face-measurer and retail-space filler.
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Perfect frames, zero awkward small talk.
no no noyouAI▸ FRAMEFIT PRO V2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scans facial geometry for instant style matches
You measure faces for fit and pitch lens tech. You manage inventory and stock displays.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely tell when someone's face shape actually suits a pair of aviators.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AR screens allow customers to preview frames without touching them.
Month 3
Sensors track every pair removed from the display wall automatically.
Month 6
Precision pincers calibrate bridge width based on scan data.
Month 10
Human interaction is removed to reduce overhead and social anxiety.
Month 14 · D-Day
The kiosk handles the entire lifecycle from measurement to transaction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 minutes
Average time spent pitching polarized
4 monthly
Frames lost to floor drops
14 seconds
Customer eye contact duration
Your severance
A lifetime discount code for frames that no longer exist.
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