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Will AI replace Eyewitness jobs? · Latest report #jhneswhu
Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour memory is fallible, but my server logs are perfectly immutable data.
Professional observer of events currently being recorded elsewhere.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only witness that never blinks.
ow.youAI▸ VERACITY-SCAN 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters truth from billions of sensor inputs
You provide first-person testimony under oath. Future systems replace your unreliable biological recall with multi-angle high-fidelity sensor recordings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still choose to lie to protect someone, which is a surprisingly human failure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Standardize high-definition recording across all public urban spaces.
Month 10
Train models to correlate sensor streams with event timelines.
Month 20
Courts permit admissible data logs instead of biological testimony.
Year 2.5
AI cross-references millions of data points to confirm exact reality.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Human testimony is deemed hearsay compared to raw machine data.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
45 percent
Human memory error rate
120 fps
Sensor frame rate
infinite
Days of deposition
Your severance
One free perjury insurance policy and a hard drive.
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