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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsManaging floor-walking robots is the only career path left for you.
Expert in herding caffeine-deprived shoppers and burnt-out baristas.
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Perfect stock rotation without the coffee break
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restocks the entire aisle while customers sleep
You oversee retail food stock, manage barista schedules, and track inventory losses during chaotic retail shifts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a teenager is about to shoplift a bag of chips.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors detect low stock and trigger automatic warehouse replenishment requests.
Month 5
Floor scrubbers remove the need for your manual sanitation logs.
Month 13
Automated arms steam milk and pull shots to exact temperature specs.
Year 1.9
Algorithms optimize staff levels based on real-time foot traffic data.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your last clipboard is digitized and you are kindly escorted out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero seconds
Coffee spill cleanup
99.99 percent
Inventory accuracy
Microseconds
Shift handover time
Your severance
One free espresso machine from the breakroom.
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