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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour career is just a slow pit stop to total obsolescence.
Professional loud-talking budget-manager for very expensive cars.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect racing strategy without the ego.
splat.you▸ STRATEGOS-9 GRID ENGINE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal pit windows in real-time
You manage complex race strategies and billion-dollar budgets while shouting at engineers during high-pressure radio calls.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still gaslight a rival team principal during an awkward post-race press conference.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin feeding live telemetry directly into the factory dashboard.
Month 7
Software audits every cent to prevent FIA regulatory violations.
Month 16
Algorithms dictate tire choices and pit windows without human input.
Year 2.2
Models optimize driver salary caps based on performance analytics.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The team principal seat is replaced by a high-speed processor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
14 percent
Average race strategy error rate
400 hours/year
Time spent yelling at FIA
500 million
Data points processed per lap
Your severance
A lifetime supply of carbon-fiber aerodynamic tear-offs.
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