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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsYou align lasers for missiles while your job aligns with obsolescence.
Defense fab engineer, expert in alignment and bureaucratic tedium.
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Perfect precision without the human ego.
brr.you▸ FABALIGN-X7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates optics while you sleep
You calibrate precision optical alignment and endure endless integration meetings. We just automate the calibration loop entirely.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a panicked manager why the beam drift occurred.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor vibration and drift better than your weary eyes.
Month 5
Software replaces your manual documentation with real-time stream processing.
Month 13
High-speed actuators take over the mechanical task of optical alignment.
Year 1.9
AI models attend meetings and provide updates without human interference.
Year 3 · D-Day
The FabAlign-X7 unit handles the entire workflow autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
800 hours
Annual meeting hours
0.02 percent
Alignment error rate
1200 liters
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A decommissioned laser pointer and a generic LinkedIn voucher.
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