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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsGravity is the only thing keeping your job from falling apart.
Professional spider-human in a very high-risk industry.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cleaning buildings without the insurance headache.
glub.youAI▸ WALLSCRUB UNIT 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
mists the glass with surgical efficiency
You scrub building exteriors at height using ropes, pressure washers, and chemical cleaners to remove urban grime.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect structural decay just by feeling the masonry texture under your glove.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-res cameras map every crack and stain on your building.
Month 6
Software plans the most efficient path for non-human cleaners.
Month 16
Small drones begin cleaning the easiest, flat-glass office towers.
Year 2.5
Robots gain the grip needed to crawl across uneven surfaces.
Year 4 · D-Day
Automated climbers replace the entire crew on all downtown routes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Zero
Height-related panic attacks
100%
Chemical spray accuracy
None
Rope-related injuries
Your severance
A slightly used harness and a bucket of soap.
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