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March 26, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour spreadsheets and site visits are just obstacles to our efficiency.
The middle-man between architects and angry construction crews.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Structural integrity without the site-meeting headaches.
toast.youAI▸ FACADE-X 5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules skyscraper glass panels with zero drift
You track facade panel installation timelines and negotiate supply chains for high-rise exterior glass and metal panels.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a structural issue in the steel framing before the sensors trigger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
AI models verify Shop Drawings against site scans automatically.
Month 10
Smart contracts handle vendor ordering and delivery without human intervention.
Month 21
Drone swarms map every bolt hole for perfect panel fit.
Year 2.5
An algorithm dictates schedule changes based on real-time weather data.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Automated gantry systems hoist panels while you pack your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
400 litres
Coffee consumed per project
35%
Average delay percentage
Daily
Angry site sub-contractor calls
Your severance
One free hard hat and a digital legacy file.
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