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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsProfessional ceramic dust collector preparing for a permanent digital exit.
Amateur economist of the porcelain clearance aisle.
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Automated friction-free crockery liquidation
wheee!you▸ PLATEPATH-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters inquiries with infinite patience
Coordinates low-value logistics for chipped dinnerware while managing aggressive hagglers. You are essentially a glorified courier for people who don't want to pay retail.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a genuine buyer through the thick haze of bot-generated lowball offers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Computer vision models automatically categorize, clean up, and price your dusty inventory for maximum appeal.
Month 7
An autonomous agent handles all insulting lowball offers while you sleep peacefully.
Month 14
Automated calendar integration schedules porch pickups without requiring a single human message.
Month 19
Instant escrow ensures no more fake bills or awkward cash exchanges at your front door.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your front porch is reclaimed from the burden of commerce as the system completes the final transaction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
99 percent
Is This Still Available
84 percent
Ghosting Rate
40 percent
Lowball Margin
Your severance
One free shipping label to nowhere.
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